Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video

Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021

Sally O Malley

Sally O Malley is the most extreme acrobatic, wall running, Frisbee catching Dog that Man has ever witnessed.

Man! Look at that! ... That dog is a real Sally O Malley

by BromDestroyer August 6, 2021

Martin O'Malley

What you call of person who has zero accountability, nor does he expect it from the people around them. Able to blame 60 years of problems on a governor who has not served even one term.

I was elected mayor of a shit-hole of a city in 1999, and a I pulled a Martin O'malley by blaming a governor that did not run until 2002.

by Bob CHC January 27, 2005

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

malled

to be dragged around the mall involuntarily.

The reluctant shopper was malled by her mother.

by youngcrazed July 12, 2005

O'Malley's Bar

O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.

Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.

Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?

Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.

Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?

by Nick Cave August 16, 2010

timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004