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We're actually a pretty okay generation to be honest. We are cool headed, easy to talk to, and pretty open minded. Yes, we have our flaws. Sure, we may not be QUITE as outdoorsy as the baby boomers were growing up, but I know for fact that we, along with Gen X, were a hell of a lot LESS ridiculously rebellious than the baby boomers were.

They complain that we're not even as politically engaged as we should be... unless, of course, we unquestioningly agree with all their politics. And yet we get shit for that as well. Too liberal, yet not political enough? Dafuq lol? Not to mention that politics in general is a very trashy, childish field designed for people who couldn't make something productive out of their lives.

That definition by Mr. SnowmanPants is utter bull. We lack common life skills and hardware? Then PLEASE tell me why older generations like Boomers keep bitching about the top engineering and tech companies like Google hiring us in droves and pushing out baby boomers?

And most importantly, why do we constantly need to even be labeled this much in the first place?
Mark Zuckerburg anyone? Millennial, creator and engineer of Facebook, one of the greatest communication networks of today? And contrary to popular beliefs, no we do not just live in our parents house forever. We just stay there until we're financially independent, which is hard to be in this economy (thanks Baby Boomers).

No, millennials are not perfect. But we certainly don't deserve the ten kinds of shit that Baby Boomers LOVE to talk about us without even stopping to take a very good critical look at themselves. It's kind of amazing how jackassed they can be when you think about it :)
by SomewhatOfALibertarian September 1, 2016
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millennial exit

a situation in where the millennial wishes goodnight upon their chatmate, ending the conversation. unbeknownst to the millennial, this is an outdated protocol harboring extreme embarrassment and shame.
annie: Oh and thanks for that movie recommendation, I loved it!
ray: Annie I am sleepy, bye and goodnight.
annie: Ha-ha you pathetic motherfucker, did you just pull a millennial exit on me? That's not how the youngsters say goodbye! You could have just not replied. I hate you and we will never speak again.
by zoomba33 June 27, 2023
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Millennial

(Derogatory Term)

Someone who just wants to die but copes with it by posting bad "Memes"
Someone: "Dan never gets out of bed or takes a shower. He's on the internet all day! He is such a Millennial. FIX MY COMPUTER DAN!"

Dan: "Sigh"
by DepressoEspresso August 31, 2018
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millennials

New managers
Millennials know everything and think they are the boss after being on the job for a few months
by Faceeater33 April 15, 2019
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melenial

STupid people are melenials. they wear stupid winter hats all year round because they think it's cool.
Caitlin is a melenial. She thinks wearing her beanie hat is totally normal. She is an ass.
by brtibrtilover April 24, 2018
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malenia, blade of miquella

A woman known for causing anger among tarnished.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
by panda x liam September 26, 2022
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woke millennial

A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.
Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
by Brreverie May 2, 2019
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