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Daily Mail

a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it
the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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mailah

Someone who is going to keep it real with you 100% An amazing female to become friends with.
Geez, I wish I was friends with Mailah!
by Ashleydixon September 11, 2013
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MailFucked

When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.
I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.

I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
by ThaChaz April 26, 2011
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e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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mailing it in

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.
Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.
by Runki May 13, 2005
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G Mail

Gangsta mail where you make all your drug deals and the cops cant do shit about it
i gots to go check my G Mail for the best drug deals today
by Phil R3ina November 12, 2010
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daily mail

Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.
"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"
by Mr Ned September 27, 2005
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