maggot
Pre-dating Slipknot by almost twenty years, a maggot is a slovenly, hard partying, rock and roll dude. Priorities in life include beer, dope, metal and chicks. Maggots can usually be seen in their natural habitat, the basement party, but may sometimes migrate to reunion concerts or bars featuring cover bands. Maggots tend to be good natured and are usually harmless due to the high concentration of alcohol in their systems but on occasion do argue when the heated "Black Sabbath vs Led Zeppelin" debate arises. Such arguments may lead to fisticuffs but usually resolve with a vigorous Soul Man handshake and ordering a couple more beers.
Larry: Phil, you maggot! Your Iron Maiden t-shirt is awesome, man!
Phil: Thanks dude! I got it at the headshop for ten bucks, I think it's a bootleg.
Larry: Hey, let's get drunk.
Phil: You are such a maggot... Let's go.
Phil: Thanks dude! I got it at the headshop for ten bucks, I think it's a bootleg.
Larry: Hey, let's get drunk.
Phil: You are such a maggot... Let's go.
maggot by PoopyLoopDeLoop January 21, 2006
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