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Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.
The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'
by Cammers November 3, 2008
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Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!
She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)
by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008
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Ass Mallet

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.
Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.
Chris: What an ass mallet!
by C2Y August 6, 2005
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Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
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rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)
Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.
by Poodefiner June 29, 2014
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Beady Eyed Beta Manlet

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.

Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
by shiv4m July 22, 2015
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Manlet

The term some males who feel inferior to another shorter male use. Typically the "manlet," would have a very attractive girlfriend/wife , will have a better physique, more money etc. and be more attractive over all. The taller male will then look for any flaws in there POV to hilight in the other male to raise there own self esteem.
Jeff- " hey bro, look at that guy training with his girl , he has pretty good physique right ?"

Cody- " sure , but he's like 5"6 ! He"s a Manlet ! "

Jeff- " um okay , I wasn't bringing up his height bro lol but okay "
by Be Human July 2, 2017
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