maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014

McCock

A McCock is another name for an MCOC, or a Main Character Original Character in fanfiction. A McCock is usually also a Mary Sue.

Oh no, the fandom has been taken over by the McCocks!

by Broken Timepiece January 7, 2008

magock

My cock. Used when you don't want to be overtly vulgar.

Why don't you suck magock ?

Oh magock !

by N.E.I.L. September 30, 2005

macocka

Nickname for any of the female gender whose name begin with an "M" who are known for loving a good time, drinking alot of alcohol, and possibly sucking a lot of "cock," yet still being able to be lovable and liked by all. Not to be confused with a slut or skank, since this particular woman is quite picky about whom she does.

Wow! I heard Macocka had a crazy weekend...it seems she got wasted thursday through sunday and hooked up with that Abercrombie and Fitch model. Impressive.

by Samantha D.R. April 5, 2008

Macookie

The cross between yeshm.. yesh... therefore mac... and cookie.. ilke mmm cookies

Hey MAcookie! hows it going!

by Rossaroo November 4, 2003

Egg McCocky

Synonym for a McDonald's Egg McMuffin.

I'm gonna bang that hooker then eat some Egg McCocky.

by Danny Dizeets December 28, 2008

macack

1. To play with the hair of the person sitting in front of you (as at school).
2. To groom someone's hair or appearance.
3. To pick something out of someone's hair usually without their knowledge; from the rhesus macac monkey, known for it's penchant for grooming.

teacher: "Don't macack her. You're supposed to be taking a test."

by motheroftheword November 10, 2008