161 machete attacks

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs

161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

machete

having your lover's family stick each one of their feet in your prolapsed anus.

I really wanna machete your family. jfc

by revinja111 May 10, 2022

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.

Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021