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Millenialized

When a millenial tells you, "It's actually not about you" in a condascending manner.
The young barrista millenialized the elderly customer by informing him the coffee was made the way the barrista intended, regardless of the customer's desires.
by Bulldog586 June 16, 2018
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millenial

pissed off thirty something that has a hand cannon a lb of weed or more and $50,000 and wants to leave north america who has 12 acres but cant pay rent.
whats that millenial banker doing walking around with a handgun?
by Cody5050 November 8, 2020
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millenial lunch

A young girl (in their 20s) who just got a haircut and is looking like a snack. But you need to go to the drugstore first.
- Hey, look at that millenial lunch.
>What? The nachos? (Stares at girl across the bar)
- Doesn't that look great? Don't you want some?
> Yea, but I have to go to the drugstore first.
by FRlTZ October 18, 2017
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Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.
Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
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post-kardashian millenial

a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent

a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of

re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian

Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
by littleprincest May 26, 2015
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Millenials

"Hey bro you know about Millenials right?"
"Oh you mean those fuckin nerds?"
"Yea, those dudes"
by Marack05 February 16, 2021
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millenials

The most wrong, misguided, idiot generation of recent history.

The generation that stands on the shoulder of those of the misguided of Generation X that never got corrected, now lecturing the halls of today's colleges & universities, convinced THEY have rightfully *inspired* these millenials (de-capped) to shame others & forcibly & *toxically* like everything THEY churn out as liberal staple...

So damn empowering!.. But, not to those whom it matters.

Just when you think they might someday amend themselves in maturity, hopes are thwarted for they are hooked on today's media on a feedback of idiot positivity, incessant compliments & false self-justification. You won't have seen a pleasure-driven generation & not know it. Set to spoil the generation post gen z (de-capped, time can only tell if permanently) far worse than THOSE above that were not corrected, they would be impervious to self-realization.
Teacher: Kid, all your answers are millenials (wrong)! How could you not fail the exam!?
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 14, 2022
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