the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
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Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!
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It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
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