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Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010
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Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.
As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.
by Morris Packer December 6, 2007
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naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button
Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!
by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011
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moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017
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Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
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We're Finally Landing

Most well known as the intro and outro for gaming youtuber Summoning Salt, and a song frequently used by commentary and YouTube poop youtuber EmpLemon, most famously in his Dale Earnhardt video, after the quote "Come on, have you ever seen a NASCAR fly?"
We're finally landing is my favourite song.
You like Summoning Salt too?
by whatismyname182 September 2, 2021
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