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Russian Lottery

It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.
Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .
by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016
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Grape Lottery

When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.
A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"

B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."
by Kapu Wolf March 9, 2009
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Thottery Lottery

1)A event of participating in thot like behavior.

2)A place or event where there are a lot of thots
(Copyright Samchetta and Bubblegum Blonde)
1) welcome to the thottery lottery! Where today we will be observing the new and mysterious species known as the thot!
2) Dude this place is crawling with pretty ladies we hit the thottery lottery bro!
by welphereweareagain April 9, 2019
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The June Lottery

Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.
shaniqua: the june lottery's bangin

lattifah: fuck yeah
by nerdisgay January 2, 2009
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The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
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gay lottery

When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.
"Dave totally hit the gay lottery dating Brad because now he has twice as many clothes to wear!"
by J.R.N November 28, 2007
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Baby Lottery

Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.
by Dick McMoose December 3, 2005
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