When your giving a guy a blow job in the 69 position with a stuffy nose (like SUPER STUFFY) when you feel like your going to sneeze wrap your lips around your teeth REALLY WELL (we don’t want to bite!) and let that flow of snot use his shaft as a loogie luge straight to his balls!
“Girl last night my man was bugging for some head but my nose was so stuff and blocked up. I finally gave in and right about half way through I felt a wicked sneeze coming and I turned that dick in to one hell of a loogie luge.
When in a 3-some, the man performs anal on said hoe #1. Right before jizzing, the man removes his cock and creampies hoe #1 in her pussy. Hoe #2, understanding her place in life has been patiently waiting under hoe #1 to receive the jizz. Hoe #1 pushes out all the jiz our her puss, while laying on her back, and the jizz slides down the crack of her ass while hoe #2 holds her mouth open to receive said jizz from the ass crack like an ice luge. Truffle Butter Luge.
Similar to the Cleavland Steamer except you put your hands and feet either side of her with knees up, and then roll back and forward like the start of a luge race.
Kelly love trying new sports so I introduced her to the dirty luge last night.
n. A woman's pussy so wet with cum that it better resembles a water slide at Six Flags than a vagina.
(The term is based on the Winter Olympic sport "luge" in which a racing sled - for one or two people - is ridden with the rider or riders lying supine. In this competition event the sleds race against a clock.)
1. n. That girl has got a tight ass spooge luge!
2. n. Hey little boy, want to take a ride in my spooge luge?
3. n. That whore downstairs is so full of cum she's got a spooge luge!
A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?
Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.