LQTM

Laugh Quietly to Myself

Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit

PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass

by imabeastson December 1, 2009

Lqtm

Laughing quietly to myself. verb.

When you laugh really hard at something funny, but quietly to yourself.

Oh (insert your name here) you make me lqtm!

by Hulietta Dillon October 3, 2010

LQTM

Stands for laugh quietly To Myself. because when someone says something kinda funny that's what u do not LOL or ROFL or LMAO

She told a racist jokes about italians, im italian. but it was kinda funny sp i LQTM'ed

by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010

LQTM

Laughing Quietly TO Myself

In side a office texting and you can't rofl or lol or lmfao u can just LQTM.

by spider75 June 1, 2010

LQTM

Laugh Quetly To Myself

instead of LOL use LQTM
"ur teacher is gay LQTM!"

by iam2cute4u216 October 18, 2008

LQTM

Laugh Quietly To Myself

used when you dont want to lol but you dont want to be rude and not laugh at all

"what did one trashcan say to the other?"
"i dont know what?"
"nothing cause trashcans cant talk!"
"LQTM."

by hottielax14 July 27, 2009

LQTM

verb;
Laugh Quietly To Myself
varient of LOL
used in chat rooms. because when you read something thats funny, you dont actually laugh hard out loud, you laugh quietly to yourself

bob; "i love cock"
pete; "LQTM"

by mr. kaneiscool February 10, 2009