Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012

Ledge Lording

The act of throwing massive baits of of ledges in order to catch slaunches.
Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin

YTB

"Alexs Fishin is the worst ledge lorder"
"jonny brooks is a ledge lording durry muncha"

by Alex Brooks October 20, 2019

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

Jaden Loring

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart

Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?

by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.

I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.

by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011

Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010

lording

Piss on a bitch weave and then tweet about it 'cause das savage

I'm lording on bitches that ain't sending nudes, ya feel?

by slutlord I'm lordinn' May 19, 2014