Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

Logger

One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"

by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 4, 2014

silly millimeter longer

An uncut cock. From an old cigarette commercial.

Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.

by pentozali April 19, 2009

Larger Visor

Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often be short lived.

Man, the girl I went home with looked so hot last nite, but I saw her again this morning without the larger visor and it was not a pretty sight.

by Big Phil September 16, 2004

Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

Larger'd

The act of heavy sighing when even slightly inconvenienced. Attribute is most common in yuppies or self proclaimed mayors of trashy towns.

I know I have nothing else to do, but I feel so larger'd! *sighhhhhh*

by That1guy45356 November 8, 2019

Loggern

A play on the words “modern” and “log cabin” as a contemporary style invented by the famous architect Sedai

Just finished designing loggern number 4

by Fzm April 28, 2021