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Lorena

Verb. The act of taking a nap so late in the evening that when you wake up it's already past normal people's bedtimes.
Great! I am going to be up until 5am again, I can't believe I lorena'd it again!
by Evening IT guy April 12, 2014
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Loreal

A Gorgeous girl with a big booty and an adorable smile she is naturally beautiful and can get any guy she wants
she is gorgeous and has an adorable smile,her name must be Loreal
by C-wang January 13, 2015
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Lorelai

Another spelling of Lorelei made more popular by the Gilmore Girls.

A mystical water and land creature, much like a siren who sits on a rock in the Rhine river in Germany and lures sailors to their death with her song. She sings, they steer their boats to her unaware of the sharp rocks underwater, they crash and perish.

Also appears more recently in many songs, including by The Pogues on the album Peace and Love a song by Styx on the album Equinox and a poem by Sylvia Path.
He doesn't stand a chance if he trying to go after that Lorelai.
by manumahna February 3, 2010
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.
Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids
by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019
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Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.
1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
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Lorena

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid
by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019
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