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long hair dont care

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.
"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"
by freddygotfingered123 January 22, 2012
mugGet the long hair dont caremug.

long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.
B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.
by Money Badger September 16, 2013
mugGet the long hair don't caremug.

long haired louse

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P
Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?

Powers: no

Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...

Powers: ...

Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...
by bawb is mint June 23, 2007
mugGet the long haired lousemug.

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?
by blubber bob October 4, 2007
mugGet the long haired dope smokin friend of jesusmug.

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
by Spike May 9, 2003
mugGet the Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Yearmug.

long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude
bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 22, 2022
mugGet the long hair goofy nigha makes the dishesmug.

National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
mugGet the National long hair people daymug.

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