Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010

Lochlan

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

by -M☺️ August 9, 2016

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

longhair

A man -or- woman with longer-than-average hair.

My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.

by monkiesee monkiedo November 15, 2005

longhairs

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.

"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.

by Psyclonix December 30, 2011

Lochan

Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!

Lochan is such a stud

by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020

Loncoln

A blonde-haired man who eats a lot but never gains weight. He enjoys wrestling and often play horror games. He wishes to have a girlfriend, but we all know that will never happen.

Person 1: Imagine not having a girlfriend, lol, you’re a a Loncoln.
Person 2: *cries*

by localairdropper October 23, 2022