ABC: OMG! Did you hear Lomaticc's new song 'slip n fall'
CBC: Yeeeah!
ABC: He's so hot!
CBC: True, but Jay Sean is hotter.
He's got a sexier voice, jawline and adam's apple.
CBC: Yeeeah!
ABC: He's so hot!
CBC: True, but Jay Sean is hotter.
He's got a sexier voice, jawline and adam's apple.
by nice&slow July 26, 2009
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After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
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by Lofty Jack May 6, 2010
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by Sphinks May 23, 2006
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Get the owls in the loft mug.The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"
by Mark April 18, 2005
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