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Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.
by Razor7 June 11, 2006
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Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time
Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion
by black panther 52 November 13, 2014
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Pippi Longstocking

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?
by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011
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Logistics

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.
We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.
by cinf December 26, 2020
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logass

noun British

The resulting stain on your rear after sitting on a dirty log.
"Oh boy, I sure hope I dont get logass when I sit on this"
by the_opeelix January 21, 2021
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Longship2

A cringe kid who plays cringe games
Aidan: "That is so sus"
Longship2: "Eww Cringe"
by CrypticGrim July 20, 2021
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Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag
DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!
by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011
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