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Liggin

When you be caught staring at a lady’s No-No parts
Jason be liggin at her again.
by Avenue007 June 5, 2019
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situation-loggie

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010
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Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR August 14, 2012
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combat logging

The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.

First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?
by dqb8 August 15, 2018
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fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!
Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!
by white nigel January 9, 2014
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longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.
Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.
by Kiwi June 27, 2004
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Lagging

When someone is taking hecka long. or when someone is slow.
victor: hey come and pick me up, but dont be lagging like u always do.
by RawR_Monster March 27, 2010
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