LMAO

an acronym for "Launching Missiles At Orphanages"

PARENTS KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CHILD IF YOU SEE THEM USE THIS ACRONYM IN TEXT

Person 1: Wanna go LMAO today
Person 2: it's gonna be my first time doing it lets hope i don't get caught, but how are we gonna get the missiles
Person 1: don't worry i know a guy

by JaydynS07 October 5, 2020

Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

lmao yeet

a term you use when you throw something peculiar in a retarded way

james threw his capsicum out the window and yelled "lmao yeet"

by your number one bitch June 22, 2019

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off. Yes, it's as sad as that.

OMG, bro that was so funny! LMAO!

by dan-cjrh May 25, 2015

LMAIO

Kinda like lmao but lmaio, It stands for.
Laughing
My
Ass
Inside
Out

Variation Lmai

Vladimir Pootnfartn: Hey look at tom, he's being attacked by a tazmanian bean dwarf thing LMAO.

Bratwurst Mcjorski: No, no Lmaio

Vladimir Pootnfartn: You're right it is that funny, because now he has no jaw.

Tom: blaaaaaweisbhdf;lsjhdfdksjdj

Vladimir pootnfartn: Lma-bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Bratwurs Mcjorki: Groutn heif jah van icht nein opt/

Tom: bllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Bratwurst Mcjorski: Are we done yet.

Vladimir Pootnfartn: sorry LMAIO

lmao lol lulz funny

by Jothri January 4, 2010

lmao

might mean laughing my ass off but most of the times it’s just lick my ass onii-chan

B: *a message that might not be funny*
A: lmao
B: lick my ass onii-chan

by wtfmarie November 10, 2019

lacoste

Jean Rene' Lacoste first established this brand in 1933. He was a tennis player and wanted a nice breathable polo to wear while playing tennis. Lacoste is not your normal polo, each polo goes through rigorus testing to make sure the colors do not fade. You see, it all starts in a field of cotton... only the finest and strongest are selected to create the lacoste products. Lacoste also have a nice selection of shoes, accessories and perfumes. Lacoste has been out in the market for 72 years and is still selling, although the prices are a little high (you get what you pay for)

Lacoste makes the finest clothes out there.

by Chris Edwards July 31, 2005