ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by Big CU December 20, 2006

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Strawberry Lipstick

Another name you can call a dick. It's also a song bye YUNGBLUD

guy1: dude my girlfriend sucked my Strawberry Lipstick
guy2: you don't have a girlfriend

by Your Dad Gay November 5, 2020

lipstick branding

when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.

She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.

by :]:] January 18, 2009

lipstick queen

Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza

Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "

by Tbone August 1, 2005

cherry lipstick

Cherry lipstick is a girl's pussy that taste so sweet and so juicy

I want to taste her cherry lipstick

by Princesss23 October 21, 2017