babraham lincoln

A Babe. Like from Wayne's World.

Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

by I like chocolate milk. September 17, 2005

Lincoln Way Central

A horrible horrible prison-like building located in New Lenox, IL. It's basically Lincoln-Way East, except red instead of blue, we're not as evil, and we were here first. It is also commonly refured to as "Lincoln-traz" "L-traz" or "hell"

Bro 1: Did you see that giant bomb explode at L-traz?

Bro 2: Yeah, we still have school.

or

Bro 1: Why do I never have free time? Oh, because I go to Lincoln Way Central.

by jgonzzzzz May 21, 2011

Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

lolbraham Lincoln

when something is so funny it has epic proportions. Only a sorceror the likes of Abraham Lincoln could describe how funny it is.

Guy 1 : Did you see that dude fail just then?
Guy 2 : Yea it was well the lolbraham lincoln.

by kichwa omalley July 24, 2010

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

drivin' a Lincoln

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.

Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.

by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014