torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

north carolina lincoln log

you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit

man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chick i met at the club

by johnny someone January 9, 2009

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

by Ace8904 February 4, 2008

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008