The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
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Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Bill: "That was a quite a failure of judgement last night Alice, I guess that was what they call a Lampfuck?"
Alice: "Look. I'm not going to talk about it".
Bill: "So it was an actual Lampeter Fuck?".
Alice: "I'm not going to talk about it".
Alice: "Look. I'm not going to talk about it".
Bill: "So it was an actual Lampeter Fuck?".
Alice: "I'm not going to talk about it".
by Noscreadur September 23, 2013
Get the lampeter fuck mug.1) A tree that grows limes.
2) A liqueur cupboard or any cupboard which holds mainly alcoholic beverages.
3) A symbol for the root of an emotion (See Jack Johnson "Home")
2) A liqueur cupboard or any cupboard which holds mainly alcoholic beverages.
3) A symbol for the root of an emotion (See Jack Johnson "Home")
1) My limetree is blooming!!
2) My Fridge is practically a limetree.
3) "Well, I can't believe that my lime tree is dead
I thought it was sleeping, I guess it got fed up with not being fed..."
2) My Fridge is practically a limetree.
3) "Well, I can't believe that my lime tree is dead
I thought it was sleeping, I guess it got fed up with not being fed..."
by Bull0cks May 21, 2014
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the coolest school in the world!!! its in the middle of good ol' lampeter and right by the heart of lancaster county, strasburg<3 its so cool it doesnt even have turf fields! like omg no turf. and the smell, mmmmmmm, LOVE
by farmer brown<333333 August 23, 2011
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