limp dick syndrome

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.

John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"

by Tony Titan March 18, 2014

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Limp Dick

A crooked or slanted cock.

Girl : " ew Jason you have a Limp Dick "

by ChippyFurtadooo April 29, 2012

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017

Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012

Limp Dick Bitch

When you're friend, "Kyle" has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. Leaving him a "limp dicked bitch"

Haha, look at that limp dicked bitch, he couldn't bone jello.

by Jebby November 28, 2004