Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.

He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!

by AmorHiltonOMG September 5, 2009

Liquor License

Lick her license. A dirty word for lesbian who licks out another girl.

She doesn't want me, she must have a liquor license

by Duffman FTW December 31, 2010

fishing license

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

by improviduto August 26, 2005

poetic license

The right that an artist (occasionally called artistic license) or writer has, to let him or her deviate from fact or conventional ideas. This is usually to make things more interesting, or try to introduce radical ideas.

This is commonplace from past to present, from the history of music or the history of games; companies and people have tried something crazy and new, and people liked them, like the Team-based Realism Genre that Counter-Strike introduced, or the RTS\FPS hybrid that Natural Selection and Savage have used.

"Sir, dolphins do not have giant rabbit ears..."
"It's uh, poetic license! Yeah..."

by Kenthar February 28, 2004

driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"

by Mark_J January 17, 2009

Lebanese Driving License

A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.

If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.

John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?

Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?

John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $

by Abou Louci January 8, 2012

License Plate Translation

When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.

To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.

by GlazeHer June 30, 2016