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grabbing lemons

The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.
Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."
by theaaskimo August 11, 2006
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Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."
UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.
by hellokittylitter15 March 6, 2011
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every villian is lemons

Every Villian Is Lemons.
Otherwise, known as EVIL.
by Pixelcraftian June 23, 2018
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Sucking Lemons

7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.
After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.

Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.
by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014
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Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 June 5, 2011
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Lemons

Hard Core Sex ((Level 5))

Also used in Anime Fan-fic, but can apply elsewhere
My roomate heard me and my girlfriend groaning really loud from our lemons, so he yelled

"Drink that Lemonade!"
by LemonadeforDays January 30, 2012
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LemonSeller

A playable race on the popular Very Small Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, DOUG+STEVE-CRAFT. The most popular race with special moves such as "Half price Lemons" and "Lemon Zest Throw"
Jalepeno: Zomg Mate I just got pwned by a LemonSeller!
SevenShadows: Yes, Indeed, my good fellow, they are a very popular race and they are also very powerful.
by Dest_ March 27, 2007
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