english lesson

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no english lesson

by dannyedgar September 17, 2013

Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.

Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

LeJon

Leader of the Saints of Xat, feared by all, also designs.

LeJon is the boss.

by Sceptylos April 4, 2013

Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.

"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."

by literamaniac February 20, 2009

lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014

LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.

I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

Lejony

The one friend who is everyone's therapist. She knows all the secrets and loves to talk to others.She is blessed with a beautiful voice and is a pro at seduction.

Lejony knows everything.

by 647374 September 27, 2021