Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out

(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!

by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006

Labor Day

The holiday at the beginning of when school starts that nobody really knows what it means.

Hey When's Labor Day?
Next weekend Foo'
Oh Man! Yes! ..Whats Labor Day anyway?
I don't know Cuh'

by Loree September 22, 2005

Labor Day

Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September (September 5 in 2011) that celebrates the economic and social contributions of workers. (Wiki)

Guy1: "WTF is Labor Day anyways?"
Guy2: "It's meant to celebrate the economic and social something or other of workers."

by opsoyo September 7, 2011

Manual Labor

A sneaky way of saying hand job.

RJ: "so what happened last night?"
Gina: "well, I don't really want to tell you.."
RJ: "c'mon! pants friendly kiss? manual labor??"

by Shortneckedgiraffe January 24, 2011

Laborer

One who does (labor)

"Joe is a laborer, he does labor for a living"

"With no education, I must do labor for work"

"Gyms are for pussies, Labor is for men"

by laborman September 3, 2009

domestic labor

slang term for homework

"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude"

"Yeah, that's right. My dog ate my domestic labor...bitch!"

"Hey Gaylord, you coming over to smoke the hookah tonight?"
"Nah man, I have a crotchload of domestic labor tonight."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

food labor

An action of relief after acquiring a food baby. This action can be done in the bathroom, port-o-potty, the wilderness, deborah's desk, etc...

I ate a 16oz steak from Smalley's Roundup Steakhouse, I've had a food baby for the past hour, now I shall enter the bathroom and go into food labor.

by Mike.E.Castro August 24, 2010