An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
Get the Lava lampsmug. A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".
Perfect comeback to "Haole".
"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"
Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"
Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"
by Miginator April 25, 2023
Get the Lava Lampmug. "I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
Get the Lava lampsmug. by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
Get the Lithuanian Lava Lampmug. Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024
Get the Lava Lampmug. by user16492y639r5032 April 12, 2022
Get the Lava Lamp Tribemug. Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp
Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp
by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025
Get the Lava Lampmug.