Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.
I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.
by Semix February 21, 2023
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Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp
Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp
by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025
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Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.
I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp
by krestacar May 4, 2021
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Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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lava lamping

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022
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Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".
"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"
by Miginator April 25, 2023
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