Like laundering

Liking one’s own instagram post from a secondary account. Dupes unsuspecting followers into believing the poster is one like more popular than they actually are.

“The main reason I started a meme page was to get into like laundering my own posts.”

by daltonjfk September 8, 2019

Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.

It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.

by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017

human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.

The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?

by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022

gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025

Launder

An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.

I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.

by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017

Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.

Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Ore Laundering

In Minecraft, Ore Laundering involves concealing the true source of ores obtained illegitimately. Money laundering in the real world involves making illegally acquired money appear as if it was earned legitimately. The first step in Ore Laundering involves cheating or using other illegitimate methods to obtain ores. It is possible to disguise the true origin of ores by mixing them with others or claiming they were discovered later. The launderer can also profit from their non-legitimate gains by selling or trading the laundered ores. In addition to undermining the integrity of the game, ores laundering provides the launderer with an unfair advantage over others who have earned their ores legitimately. To maintain the fairness of the game, some servers or realms encourage Minecraft players to report suspected cases of ores laundering to game administrators.

I have to hide my illegitimate ore's I got by using /give from my friends so they don't roast me for being lazy.

I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...

by SailorNeptune45 March 4, 2023