Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
Get the gentrified-money launderingmug. Liking one’s own instagram post from a secondary account. Dupes unsuspecting followers into believing the poster is one like more popular than they actually are.
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
Get the Like launderingmug. Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.
It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.
by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017
Get the Mount Launderousmug. Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
by Publius0987 August 8, 2025
Get the Taxpayer Funds Money Launderermug. An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.
I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.
by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017
Get the Laundermug. In Minecraft, Ore Laundering involves concealing the true source of ores obtained illegitimately. Money laundering in the real world involves making illegally acquired money appear as if it was earned legitimately. The first step in Ore Laundering involves cheating or using other illegitimate methods to obtain ores. It is possible to disguise the true origin of ores by mixing them with others or claiming they were discovered later. The launderer can also profit from their non-legitimate gains by selling or trading the laundered ores. In addition to undermining the integrity of the game, ores laundering provides the launderer with an unfair advantage over others who have earned their ores legitimately. To maintain the fairness of the game, some servers or realms encourage Minecraft players to report suspected cases of ores laundering to game administrators.
I have to hide my illegitimate ore's I got by using /give from my friends so they don't roast me for being lazy.
I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...
I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...
by SailorNeptune45 March 4, 2023
Get the Ore Launderingmug. A term ironically used only by people who are doing "information laundering" by using this term. It means "whitewashing", but is used in order to "whitewash" the meaning of "whitewashing" so that "whitewash" can be freed up & used for anti-white racist purposes. Only used in SJW doublespeak lingo and leaves everybody else perplexed.
You nazi racist homophobic antisemitic patriarchal cysgender information laundering white supremacist
by several dogs August 14, 2018
Get the information launderingmug.