Lalo

the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. hes caring, sexy, passionate and all together amazing and i love him. he is the type of guy that would do anything to make you happy. im glad he is mine and always will be :)

Lalo is my A&F

by A&F BABY March 14, 2010

lasnow

Complete and utter geek. Life revolves around technology; specifically computers, networking, and the internet. Cannot sustain sanity in a region that does not know the meaning of 'technology.'

Ashley went absolutely mad on her trip to Mississippi, finding refuge only in the technology department of a WalMart.

by generix July 2, 2004

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

lasondra

She's a lady with a big ass, caring, very helpfull , guys would die for her.

Lasondra is a very caring lady

by Toño May 20, 2017

LaSom

LaSom is a shoelace disorder. If you have LaSom, you can often see your shoelaces open and you don't feel like tying them. This feeling may be a feeling of laziness or you just want to be a rebel and not listen to people who want you to tie your shoelaces.

It's not a French word.

Mary: OH my God John! I think you have LaSom!
John: Yes I do! I never feel like tying my shoelaces!

by Akankshya November 3, 2019

Ler LaLonde

Amazing guitarist from Primus. Also plays the banjo. His guitar licks often get overshadowed by Claypool's bass, but he adds a lot to the songs.

check out Sailing the Seas of Cheese

by bryan18 September 6, 2005

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009