cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

by billy bob forton July 12, 2007

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

When a movie goes from complete sense to complete insanity, that has no relevance of importance to the actual story. It is normally for comic relief, and never metioned after, even though it's a majorly f***ed up event. This was first metioned in the Ferngully video from the Nostalgia Critic/Chick. alligator random

All dogs go to the heaven, the big lipped alligator scene... -.-' (Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

by Bowser Jr. Dude February 4, 2009

lappen

Lappen is a variant of the French word "Lapin" which means rabbit. As in bunny rabbit.

Look at that Cottontail Lappen prancing through the bushes.

by AwesomeAnimalsTakeUsintoNature December 18, 2014

Get LARPed

v. - the action of getting meleed or knifed in a FPS(First Person Shooter). Origins: Crime Craft by Vogster

**Usually after the event has taken place the LARPer makes a sound similar to a turkey or native american warcry.**

Ed: Damn!!! You knifed me again!!!
Jordan: Get LARPed!!!!!
Chris: Count It!! HAHAHA!!!

by Matt 'Robot Boy' Carras December 21, 2009

Lapedis

The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.

Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!

by adur14 October 23, 2010

snatch lapper

1. A lesbian

2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.

So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?

Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.

Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.

by CA-35 August 30, 2009