poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

vageena lamoona

This is an example of the classic muff shot with a twist.
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona

"When Cargly got out of the shower she bent over to pick up her towel and gave me and Krint the best vageena lamoona ever!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"

by sussmeout December 17, 2008

Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.

Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.

by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011

lampoon peach

a lampoon peach (or a lampoon peacher) is when a male freezes a fruit peach, for a number of hours, then inserts it deep into his anal passage.

"ZOMG sophie! i just lampoon peached your brother alex!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

Lagoonin

Lagoonin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Lagoonin involves finding a Lagoon and laying on the edge of it with your friends staring at the universe. You can also be in the water while doing this. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Lagoonin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Lagoonin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Lagoonin provides a great view of the open ocean. Lagoonin is related to Roofin, Beachin, Fanfin, Cruifin, and Cuzzin. The study of Lagoonin is known as Lagooninology.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about that crystal lagoon they're opening up?!

Guy 2: YEEEAAAA!!! YEEEEEAAA!!! Its 6 acres! we WILL be in there!

Guy 1: Yo we'll be Lagoonin.

Guy 3: Lagoonin...oh shoot!!!

Girl 1: YEEEAA!!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

laposonidue

A word made up by and insane 7 year old girl. Supposedly means crazy.

“Dude that party last night was so Laposonidue”

by Laposonidue April 21, 2020

Lapdong

When your bulge goes up when they sit on your lap

(Thx Kelly-)

S/O: “Can i sit on your lap?”

Him:” Aight.”

S/O: “Is that ur lapdong?”

by DRichest July 14, 2021