Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.
"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"
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Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
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The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
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Yo man, grab your spoon(lacrosse stick), we're about to get LAXidasical
by I reLAX August 15, 2010
Get the LAXidasical mug.A state of sloth and apathy. An attitude of laziness. To be slack. A 'manana (mon ya`na) mentality' lifestyle.
He lay in the hammock in a laxidasical manner, while his house fell down around him for want of maintenance.
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She laxidaically handed in her project assignment having done the least amount of research she could get away with.
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She laxidaically handed in her project assignment having done the least amount of research she could get away with.
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Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
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