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โ€œdid you see lanadelreyschemtrails new video?โ€
by cacafan June 13, 2021
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Laado

A man who acts like an immature girl. Like a kind of girl who knows every shit on earth but would act like a nursery kid when asked to acknowledge it. A man who is a pussy at time of action.
I asked Rohit to stop painting his nails and do something more manly, like fix my broken car. He just ran into his house and complained to wife mom about me. He is just a fucking laado.
by Sigmadrunkguy July 22, 2022
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LAPD

The most unorganized police angency in the history of mankind, known for racial profiling, being in every single cop movie, in every police case where people are run over by tanks.

The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.

so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought
"Wow, the LAPD are idiots"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
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Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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LAPD

Slang term for getting your ass whooped. Usually in reference to the cops. Became popular during the rodney king trial
Shut up before I LAPD your ass.
by B-dub (refers to my age) December 26, 2005
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Lapedis

The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
by adur14 October 23, 2010
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Labadeath

A death in Super Smash Bros. that is the result of bad luck and stupid play.
Bobby: I keep getting shit on. I've already had three labadeaths!
by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010
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