gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer

I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019

give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

by popsiclelover August 17, 2009

R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.

The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!

by The_Blue_Mikaw April 10, 2019

German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain October 31, 2012