lannen line

The most powerful weapon ever, made and wielded exclusively by Mr. Lannen.

Woah. What is that weapon?

That's a Lannen Line, man.

by TheLannen27 January 31, 2019

Laney

Laney is a quiet girl when you meet her she is generally friends with people who's names start with J. Laney is very hot unlike her brothers( they got the bad stuff).Laney is definitely a awesome ass bitch.You don't mess with her or her makeup otherwise be prepared to get fucked up .

Person:"DID YOU SEE THE LANEY STAUTE NEXT TO THE WHALE STAUTE "!!!
other person:"KINDA I WAS LOOKING AT THE PASTATUT OVER IN THE CORNER".

by Taterthot October 5, 2016

Laney

She can be smart, funny, pretty, crazy, and nice when she actually tries. Even though you think you might know her really well she would do something behind you back in a second. She talks to A LOT of guys and is talkative so she's most likely popular.

"Me and Laney had so much fun at the party"
"Did you know Laney kissed your crush?"

by AK00 January 24, 2016

Laney

Actually when you think about it there are no words to describe a Laney. She is everything and more. I know more then anyone that the one person you for sure want on your side in life, is a friend like her. I'd like to tell you a little more about my experience with one. During my eighth grade year in school, I was a pretty lonely girl. I mean I had friends but we slowly changed and grew apart. We would still bare the company of one another though as if nothing changed. As a loner I grew to love the library at school. I basically lived there during the school day. I went through out the school days as a robot and a zombie. This was until I started to talk to a girl named Laney in my first period. She changed my life completely. I finally had a friend that made me happy. People slowly started to see the stupid, idiot, weird me. I was not afraid to make a fool of myself in front of people when I was with her. Even that one time we were pushing each other in the hallways and she made me fall in the middle of a crowd. We would tease each other in the classes we had together and grew best friends. We have been fighting recently which makes everything worst. I have been called by her a sexist and the problem of this whole world. In return I called her a coward. Now our friendship might be on thin threads just because I commented that all guys were stupid. Please don't make the same mistake I did and make sure to keep the good friend Laney you will learn to treasure.

"The only person to crack dumb jokes is a Laney."

by The Traffic Cones Bestie July 6, 2020

Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney

A bad bitch has good friends in love with her boyfriend and really good at makeup you really need her as a friend because she will be there for u no matter what and she will fuck u up if u mess with her always keep a good relationship with Laney

Laney is a bad. Bitch

by Hellogirl3333 May 7, 2018

Lanny

A cute, funny boy with a great sense of humour. He is quite perceptive and can tell when you like him. He's a great friend to be around, but he can make you feel terrible at times. He can also hide his true feelings from you. He is usually pretty tall, dirty blonde hair with the most vibrant brown eyes you will ever see. His smile will bring your bad day to a close and open it to a splendid day. This man is rare and when he loves you hold on to him. When you first look into his eyes you will be thrown into a world of hard work, because once you fall for him, you feel as though you need to work for him. He is an amazing guy that I would not pass up the chance to date.

Girl One: Do you see that guy? He's kind of cute...
Girl Two: Oh him? He's Lanny. Every girl falls for him.
Girl One: Oh. Then I guess I will have to work hard for him huh....

by AmazingTurtle June 28, 2015