Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

Land of Fruits and Nuts by TKW231 June 6, 2009

land whale 

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

land whale by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

land snorkel 

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

land snorkel by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

land zeppelin 

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

land zeppelin by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008

Land Grab 

A drawing of a character, primarily in mainstream superhero comics, that interrupts your enjoyment of the narrative by being noticably traced from a pornographic or celebrity image. Named after the comic artist Greg Land, one of the main offenders.

"I was really enjoying that issue until Jean Grey had an orgasm as the result of being punched in the stomach, which seemed to turn her into Sandra Bullock for the next four panels. It's either a secondary mutation or a blatant land grab"

Land Grab by Disgruntlor September 28, 2009

Land Brover 

The car, or other land vehicle, you and your bros travel around in, transporting you all between your crazy bro adventures.
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover

May also be referred to as a bromobile

Me and the lads took the land brover all over the city looking for some chicken

The trusty land brover

Good ol' land brover

Get your hands off our land brover bitch

Land Brover by rzhhhh June 14, 2011

land yacht 

A large car, mainly from the 70's, that is so big you refer to it as such.

My 73' Catalina is a land yacht!

land yacht by Burnboy8604 March 10, 2005