lahood

fight or hurt something someone
Hot and cold

i lahood your ass

i am lahood pass me a cover

by natehood447 July 26, 2022

Lahoz

Antonio Miguel Mateu Lahoz is a Spanish/Argentinian football referee, known for his exquisite cockmuching techniques with Lionel Messi. He is most commonly known for absolutely sucking Messi's dick by not giving him a (second) yellow and letting Paredes stay on after rocketing a ball into opposition players that were on the bench.

Person 1: How did a small arrogant little man like Messi get kids?
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.

by LouisVanSlay December 15, 2022

James Lahomes

James Lahomes means:

Sussy Baka or as some others would say: An idiot.

You are such a James Lahomes

by battery_powered_chair August 17, 2021

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024