kutcher

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011

Karchering

Using a power jet wash. Of any brand. Like hoovering is used to mean vacuuming.

"I'm karchering the car"

by Nikcox January 29, 2017

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

Kuchel

The surname of the best family in the world

Leighton and Monique are totally Kuchel

by tuit11 June 12, 2009

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

ass chin kutcher

someone with a huge cleft in their chin that looks like a butthole

hey ass chin kutcher, pass me the ketchup

by jojoclownpants April 13, 2010

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009