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Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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krusty crab

the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.
"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"
by balh! October 27, 2008
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Krusty

something/someone that is being shady. another words when u see something nasty and thats the first thing you think of.
looking at someones nasty,chipped,ganggreen, toenails. and there so nasty the only word to descibe it is damn thats krusty. a word like it maybe shady.
by jesusrape July 10, 2009
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Kufty

This is a Kufty example (This example is spot on)
by The Digger August 14, 2008
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The Krusty Krab

A restaurant that Mr.Krabs owns, has two workers Squidward Tentacles and Spongebob Squarepants, a unicellular organism named Sheldon J. Plankton tries so hard to get their Krabby Patty Secret Formula and fails miserably every time, and is Bikini Bottom’s most famous restaurant.
I just went to the Krusty Krab and it is the best
by KillerOC July 24, 2019
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Krusty

the action of being Hella weak or Very Lame
that kid Luis is Krusty
by Snowflakez February 28, 2009
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Krusty Cream Doughnut

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
by Steve Radz May 18, 2008
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