(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.
Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?
Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.
Guy 1: That sucks.
Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.
Guy 1: That sucks.
by InsightMaddenAss January 19, 2011
by Messenjah January 10, 2011
by hfdjsfhdskjlf August 30, 2010
A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.
Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
by maria l. September 25, 2006
"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.
After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.
by Maria Lehner September 18, 2006
by oversized potato February 20, 2021
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing
by Dukesneeze March 22, 2021