kranken

wicked cool, freakin' fantastic

Man, the Munster mobile is Kranken!

by BigBadBurrito December 11, 2013

Krackajule

A unit of measure, unknown to most, but listed on most food and drink packages when you visit Europe. Sometimes erroneously referred to as kilojoules by those who think they are smart, kJ krackajules is the true name of this unit of measure.

Damn, that orange has 62 krackajules, I could get that many krackajules eating ass.

by Trav24 March 24, 2019

Kool Kraka

1: Mellowed out White.

2: White who isn't
stereotypical of
ethnic issues nor does he tolerate it.

3: White who's comfortable around ethinic individuals.

A Kool Kraka will:
1: Attend an all/predomintly black church.
2: Do business with anyone who's legal
3: Lives by "I'm not them" when compared to idiotic
White groups (RedNecks, Klansmen, Anti- Semetics etc...)

by The Deekun February 11, 2009

Tom Kawka

Some who is scared. bitch/pussy

I was gonna talk to this girl but pulled a Tom kawka

by RapDevilBrody November 12, 2018

Lag Kraken

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled

"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."

by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008

Butt Kraken

The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.

Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle

by ndavid813 July 23, 2020

kracker puff

A Caucasian variation of the African-American hairstyle commonly referred to as the “afro”. It is often sported by members of bands, skaters, and kids who just don’t feel like cutting their hair. A popular alternative to the “lacrosse mullet”. Good for hiding weapons, drugs and guitar picks when traveling through hostile suburban areas.

The drummer in my neighbor's garage band has a kracker puff.

by Ikea Madness September 1, 2006