krangler

- adjective, noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, gerund, infinitive, etc.

1. a blanket term used to describe pretty much anything and everything, usually in positive context, though it's use is universal; similar to the word "marklark" used in the television show South Park, specifically the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode.

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krangled
krangly
krangling

I was walking down the street and some krangler flipped me off.

I just krangled this guy in this game. It was sweet!

Your shirt looks kind of krangly. You sure you want to wear it?

Do you want to go krangling with me later?

by Jack Rabbit Slim November 4, 2007

Kris Kringled

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Krangling

When something jingles or shakes and makes a noise such as coins or tic tacs

Yo I heard yo shit krangling from a mile away

by Your boy June 9, 2014

Kangle

A perfectly legitamate, and respectful name for a Vegan or one who chooses to not eat meat.

I think its really cool that those kangles have the willpower to give up meat.

Kangles are people too!

by Nota Jerk April 1, 2009

Kris Kringle's Kringles

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008

kringle

a yummy pastry.

ooh, i like kringle. :>

by claire January 4, 2004