Kersten

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

by Hadid September 7, 2008

Kersten

waste of space and land, the best hair in the world

To the barber: Can I have a Kersten

by we33eeeee2222mk November 1, 2017

Kiersten

A girl who would claim to be your friend but not invite you to axe throwing

Daniel: what are you doing tonight?

Elizabeth: Going to have a lot of fun without you.

Daniel: Oh come on, don't be like Kiersten!

by SEMAloveschandler November 30, 2021

Kiersten

A european movie actress, starring in the film "Manny Waters" and "Majaica."

She started as a home-schooled pizza girl often referred to as Spurbow, famous for words such as: dorko, stupidhead and jerkface. A wall of shame has been erected in her honor.

Synonymous with Spurbow and Criminal Master Mind.

"Jeeze Kiersten, do you ever kill anyone with those spurbows?"

"Kiersten, you are SO fired

by Tee Cee January 21, 2008

Kiersten

Can be a bitchy person who talks a lot of shit. She’s really pretty and good at makeup. You will always wonder why you’re friends with her but can’t really stop. But if you look past all her flaws she can be pretty chill.

Wow be such a Kiersten

by Funny bitch🤪 January 20, 2019

kiersten 711

i accidently put stan's name.

i accidently put stan's name in the above defintion

by neo geo May 2, 2005

Kiersten Vogt

one true ass gangsta

That girl over there is a Kiersten Vogt

by Courtney March 4, 2005