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Kobe Bryant is an amazing basketball player which has died today sadly (January 26) it’s the beginning of the new year and everything already sucks like we’re having WWIII. Australia is burning out and now one of are legends and his daughter died. RIP 2020
by YaBoiAlem January 26, 2020
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When I shoot a basket "Kobe" but kow its "For Kobe Bryant".
by Jay_maiso2010 January 27, 2020
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A very talented Basketball player the deserves recognition and respect despite all the haters hating on him out there.

Kobe has taken over the leading "All Star" role from Michael Jordan . . . In Jordans last game the NBA nation saw how destructive Kobe-Wan Kenobi is. To be perfectly honest, Jordan didn't even match up to him.

Maybe Kobe and the Lakers arn't have the best results at the moment . . . losing to the likes of LA Clippers. But that's a team effort . . or lack of effort, Including Kobe.
Kobe Bryant holds the record for most points scored in a game . . and he holds second to that above Tracy McGrady of the Housten Rockets (third).
by Nick Valentine May 14, 2007
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1.Only black that has a small penis besides Adam Ward
2.The only black person with yellow teeth besides Adam Ward
3.He also got a putter stuck up his ass by Tiger Woods WITH Adam Ward
Adam Ward and Kobe Bryant lick each others balloon knot!
by Adam Ward licks his chode January 16, 2010
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by skippy. August 23, 2006
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Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."
by PsychoShane April 3, 2010
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Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.

Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"

"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."

"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
by MCFLYY March 11, 2007
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