Koala

A promiscuous girl who has a very high percentage to carry sexual transmitted diseases such as chlamydia.

A girl a young man should steer clear of at all cost.

Hey Bro, you better get checked after messing with that koala!

by Bobo4nic8s March 5, 2019

Koala

A person in their late 30’s or older, who did not have any sport affiliations to a team, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win a championship.

Rhys is a koala. He just started to support Liverpuke after they win the semis in the CL.

by Cantonatheking7 May 13, 2019

Koala

Something furry and tender and when you touch it, it growls with joy.

"Oy mate Juliet touched romeos koala, he growled with joy"

by The koala n December 15, 2019

Koalaing

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

by Dcutt97 April 20, 2018

Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 July 16, 2016

koala

A term coined by GTLive during a Life is Strange let's play, used as an insult for someone who can't help themselves.

Don't be such a koala!

by SimpleWilson January 4, 2017

Koala

Someone who is kind, kool and loves kids. Also someone that is warm and a great cuddler.

As a single mom, I would consider dating John since he is a such a Koala.

I only date koalas.

by koalamatch January 8, 2020