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Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022
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Knott

A strong, independent person who is carefree and willing to do anything for the sake of themselves or their friends. They like to challenge themself and are extroverts but introverts when they’re out of energy. They’re talented but put themselves down too many times. They usually see themselves as awkward when they actually bring the party to the room.
Wow, they’re acting like a Knott!
We can’t start the party til the Knott comes!
by k l i n k y June 5, 2021
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Nig Knotts

Dreadlocks, cornrows, or any other braided hairdo that African Americans wear.
“Is this a fucking pube in the sink?!”
“No, it must have fallen out of that dudes nig knotts when he was in here before you”
by Morch Punkey November 17, 2023
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